I live in NYC. I work for Vimeo. I like to cook. My wife likes sprinkles. I have a new(ish) daughter. Her name is Chloe. We don't know if she likes sprinkles yet.
Jim Gaffigan on Adam & Eve
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I want to drink a lot of vodka but I also want to look pretentious.
— Inventor of the Martini. - @JimGaffigan (via brooklynmutt)
