I live in NYC. I work for Vimeo. I like to cook. My wife likes sprinkles. I have a new(ish) daughter. Her name is Chloe. We don't know if she likes sprinkles yet.
The REAL question the media won’t answer!
Why was Anderson Cooper allowed to wear a black windbreaker when every single other CNN correspondant was wearing their standard issue red hurricane reporting windbreaker?
I have little faith that the media will tackle this most important hurricane related question.
What the fuck am I going to do with 100 tea candles?
Chad Myers owes me $25.
Chloe is prepared for Irene. She wants to thank Mike and Caroline for the new raincoat!
Bad Signs
Some bad early signs about hurricane Irene:
I’m already really bored.
We may be out of cookies (my fault).
People seem to be catching on that I have monopolized all the power outlets to ensure maximum charges of my devices when the power goes down.
I said I’d be live blogging the storm, but already used my best material.
I already ate all my smoked salmon and half of the dry salami I bought. If you are bored you are welcome here to change diapers.
I bet Anderson Cooper’s magic black t-shirt could soak up all the water about to be dumped on NYC.
Fuck
I forgot to get ice cream and/or frozen yogurt. Do I go out again?
DAMMIT.
