sportspage:

Marlins trade Reyes and Johnson to the Blue Jays.
The details are still coming out but it appears that the Marlins are trading Jose Reyes, Josh Johnson, Mark Buehrle, John Buck, and Emilio Bonifacio to the Blue Jays for Henderson Alvarez, Justin Nicolino, Yunel Escobar, Adeiny Hechavarria, and Jake Marisnick amongst others. Look for more details to come out.

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
[go Mets]

sportspage:

Marlins trade Reyes and Johnson to the Blue Jays.

The details are still coming out but it appears that the Marlins are trading Jose Reyes, Josh Johnson, Mark Buehrle, John Buck, and Emilio Bonifacio to the Blue Jays for Henderson Alvarez, Justin Nicolino, Yunel Escobar, Adeiny Hechavarria, and Jake Marisnick amongst others. Look for more details to come out.

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[go Mets]

when I’m late to a meeting and I hear there is leftover dessert in the kitchen

aintnobutterflygirl:

Naturally, after hitting his very first major league home run on Saturday, Yasmani Grandal was greeted with the silent treatment in the dugout. So he high-fived the air before the team finally congratulated him.

Try not to smile when you watch this.  I dare you.

(via sportspage)

Wrigley Field just turned 98 years old, and like all 98-year olds it’s haunted by failure and soaked in piss. — Dan Telfer (via sportspage)
bestrooftalkever:

MINI RON WASHINGTON! 

bestrooftalkever:

MINI RON WASHINGTON! 

The following is not mathematically rigorous, since the events of yesterday evening were contingent upon one another in various ways. But just for fun, let’s put all of them together in sequence:

— The Red Sox had just a 0.3 percent chance of failing to make the playoffs on Sept. 3.

— The Rays had just a 0.3 percent chance of coming back after trailing 7-0 with two innings to play.

— The Red Sox had only about a 2 percent chance of losing their game against Baltimore, when the Orioles were down to their last strike.

— The Rays had about a 2 percent chance of winning in the bottom of the 9th, with Johnson also down to his last strike.

Multiply those four probabilities together, and you get a combined probability of about one chance in 278 million of all these events coming together in quite this way.

When confronted with numbers like these, you have to start to ask a few questions, statistical and existential.

NATE SILVER, The New York Times, “Bill Buckner Strikes Again” (via inothernews)

Wow.

(via sportspage)

inothernews:

Hahaha, the staff at Tropicana Field refuses to flash the score of the Baltimore / Boston game (until just seconds ago), so a Rays fan resorts to… creative measures to update his fellow Tampa Bay devotees.
My question is… where the Hell did he get the Dri-Erase board?

Seriously…who brings a white board to a ball game???

inothernews:

Hahaha, the staff at Tropicana Field refuses to flash the score of the Baltimore / Boston game (until just seconds ago), so a Rays fan resorts to… creative measures to update his fellow Tampa Bay devotees.

My question is… where the Hell did he get the Dri-Erase board?

Seriously…who brings a white board to a ball game???

(via sportsnetny)

sandwichday:

Brian Wilson wins all the awards. 

sandwichday:

Brian Wilson wins all the awards. 

(via popculturebrain)

thesochillnetwork:

irony

Day made.

thesochillnetwork:

irony

Day made.