I live in NYC. I work for Vimeo. I like to cook. My wife likes sprinkles. I have a new(ish) daughter. Her name is Chloe. We don't know if she likes sprinkles yet.
Fuckin’ Diapers.com. Their size listings are confusing. I was supposed to buy four one-ounce tubs of Vaseline. We got four 13-ounce tubs. They must think we have ALL THE DIAPER RASH.
