I live in NYC. I work for Blip. I like to cook. My wife likes sprinkles. I have a new(ish) daughter. Her name is Chloe. We don't know if she likes sprinkles yet.
Kids are the only people that you’re allowed to hit…If you hit a dog, they’ll fucking put you in jail for that shit. You can’t hit a person unless you can PROVE that they were trying to kill you. But a little tiny person with a head this big who trusts you implicitly? Fuck ‘em! *SMACK*
— Louis C.K. (via slykangaroo)
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